teeter totter

it's two words.

"teeter" is happy. teeter, teeter, teeter. see, now you're happy.

"totter" is sad. you nasty, foul, tottering fool! see, now you're sad.

ding-a-ling

now that word just plain makes me smile.

happy word. no doubt.

who wouldn't want to play with one?

chuck berry said it best:

once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling

ochra

is a sad word.

think about it. what podlike thing is good?

aliens?

portable storage units?

that thingy on the back of aunt ruth's neck?

fritter

is a happy word.

oh the pleasant fritter memories.

• hey jim, don't you dare eat the last fritter you filthy bastard...

• look, it's a fritter snowman with real humanlike arms and legs attached to a regular fritter body...

• i'm holding a fritter under my one of my armpits and two fritters under the other...
  

these were not my fritter memories, but i bet they're common fritter memories for a lot of people.